There are a lot of baseball players in the MLB, but how can you tell which ones are good? Let the experts at SPORTS WITH SIMMONS enlighten you with this comprehensive list of the only good baseball players!
OUTFIELD
ICHIRO
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| Ichiro gets the biggest picture. |
Ichiro is the best baseball player because he has 1 billion-million hits. Also, you call him by his first name, stupid Yankees commentators.
CARLOS BELTRAN
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| Remember when the Mets were good? NOPE |
HOME RUN!!!
NICK SWISHER
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| Someone had to take this picture. |
He can also play first base because he is a true athlete.
INFIELD
DAVID ORTIZ
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| Big Papi loves America, he couldn't have taken steroids. |
None of that stupid defense other players have.
PAUL KONERKO
| That's not for eating, Paul Konerko! |
He runs in slow motion to create drama.
MIKE AVILES
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| Best player on the 2013 Blue Jays. |
Almost good enough to be a starter for the Indians.
WILL MIDDLEBROOKS
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| OH NO A BALL |
Matt Vasgersian can't say his name.
BRENDAN RYAN
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| His best at-bat of the year. |
None of that stupid offense other players have.
A.J. PIERZYNSKI
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| This guy thinks he's cool. |
A veteran presence that acts like a rookie.
PITCHERS ARE BORING
EXCEPT FOR KING FELIX AND HISASHI IWAKUMA WHO ARE GOOD
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| The entire Mariners fanbase except for me. |
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